Having threatened to do so for years, I’ve finally come good on my bluff and set up a dedicated online store where you can buy Rubbish Seaside prints and postcards directly off me. Not only that, but you can now get hold of my non-seasidey stuff, most of which you can file under ‘D’ for ‘Daft’.

Anyway, it’s all at loudribs.com and I beseech you all to make your way there, touts pronto! And bring money – lots of money!




WHOOP WHOOP! POSTCARDS HAVE ARRIVED! Get yourself to the Rubbish Seaside Etsy Store to score some! WHOOP WHOOP!


PARP PARP! Good news everyone! I’ve finally got around to opening a Rubbish Seaside Etsy store and have filled it to the rafters with heavyweight A3 prints. Printed on 300gsm recycled white board, these prints look the business and will set you back a mere £15 (plus £3.50 p&p). What are you waiting for, Coast Haters? Get yourself down there and adorn your walls with the finest seaside bitterness! PARP PARP!

rubbish seaside a3 prints

One thought on “More Rubbish Merch!”

  1. Brillant. Please don’t stop at seasides; there is just so much awaiting your sharp eye. How about British pubs? The scabby backstreet boozer with pool table, jukebox and feral denizens with dead eyes and missing teeth. The roadside inn welcoming coaches – “driver eats for free” and “all you can eat” buffet. The village hostelry with the garden gas cylinders alongside the rickety wooden tables and chairs with sagging Greene King umbrellas and smoking zone. The upmarket country gastro pub with serried ranks of Range Rovers, BMWs and Porsches – Felix in his yellow cords and Arabella with her out-of-control children. The blonded-up barmaid with her tits on action stations. And always, always, the pissy gents toilet with the wonky condom machine….
    Lots more tableaux in my imagination but I think you may have enough ammunition for now…….

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