Ever wanted to wear your deep-seated disdain for your hometown on your sleeve? Or maybe exact revenge for all those summers that were so cruelly stolen from you as a child by some crap coastal enclave? Then wait no longer as I have just the thing for you!
***ETSY STORE NOW OPEN!***
WHOOP WHOOP! POSTCARDS HAVE ARRIVED! Get yourself to the Rubbish Seaside Etsy Store to score some! WHOOP WHOOP!
PARP PARP! Good news everyone! I’ve finally got around to opening a Rubbish Seaside Etsy store and have filled it to the rafters with heavyweight A3 prints. Printed on 300gsm recycled white board, these prints look the business and will set you back a mere £18 (plus £3.50 p&p). What are you waiting for, Coast Haters? Get yourself down there and adorn your walls with the finest seaside bitterness! PARP PARP!
Should you be in the market for Wearable Rubbish, then pop over to RedMolotov.com and they’ll be able to furnish you with these posters in t-shirt form.
Alternatively, should you want a poster, cup, sticker, postcard – a pencil skirt maybe (seriously, I’m not even joking about that) – then get yourself over to the Rubbish Seaside collection on Redbubble and all of this can be yours!
NEW AND EXCITING STUFF!
You can now lord it over your peers (and even some piers – ahahahaha, I’ll be here all week) with Fancy-Pants Rubbish Seaside Giclée Prints! Printed on 308gsm Hahnemühle Photo Rag paper, these A3 prints are super-high quality and you’ll be long dead before they start to fade. ‘Where can I get them?’ I hear you cry. Well, if you happen to be in Brighton then just pop down to the Vivid Palette Gallery where you can pick them up or Leeds dwellers can do the same at The Picture Framers on Burley Road.
Alternatively, you can get one by emailing me at email@example.com
The prints are £65 + £5 P&P and I’ll even sign/date them if you’re nice.